Q: If you could be any age, how old would you be?
A: I would be 13 years old.
Q: How would your life be different if you were 13?
A: I would buy stuff you don't want me to buy, like the skeleton in the cage. I'd buy 95 bayonettes. [This is in reference to some toys he wanted before Halloweeen. His memory is both a cause for alarm and pride. I hope his comment isn't prescient.]
Q: What kind of clothes would you wear?
A: I'd wear sports clothes, athletic pants. I like sports.
Q: What sports would you play?
A: I'd play football.
Q: That's it? No swimming? No baseball? No soccer?
A: Just football. I like to tackle people.
Q: What music would you listen to?
A: Pirate's music. Captain Jack Sparrow.
Q: Would you play any instruments?
A: I'd play jazz. I'd be in a jazz band and play two instruments, the saxophone and the trumpet. I'd play When the Saints Come Marching In on the trumpet.
Q: What would you do to make the world a better place?
A: I would save the panda bears and give them more bamboo to eat. I wouldn't let anybody cut down the best trees in the world. I want everybody to have a very nice home.